You Are Banned Game

To help make this game more fun, I have archived the old posts and started a new topic. It continues where you left off in the game. Now, you don't have to go through multiple pages to get to the current page. The beginnings of this game are archived, so you can review them if you would like.

Rules

pepper090889 wrote:

For this game, you are directing your comment to the last person that posted. You start your statement with "You are banned for/because..." [Note: You are not actually banning the person above you, just coming up with bizarre reasons you could ban that person.]

Example
First Person: You are banned, because you stole my pet rock, Tim.
Second Person: You are banned for suspicious use of punctuation.
Third Person: You are banned for having the name of a food in your username.
And so on....

Last Player Said

squiddy wrote:

you are banned for copying the person above you!

Response
You are banned for being related to an octopus!

You are banned for inquiring that somebody is related to an octopus!

You are banned for being too sickeningly sweet.

You are banned because you are too awesome!

You are banned because your too beautiful

You are banned because you have an awesome Profile Picture.

You are banned for playing with your food

You are banned for stealing the tardis